suupreme-cunt:

i wish i was stoned and receiving oral sex

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

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theperfectladies:

Ashley Holat

theperfectladies:

Ashley Holat

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twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

image

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titytwochainz:

I really ain’t need unlimited minutes. I talk on the phone like 78 seconds a month.

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luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

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